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How NOT To Groom Your BeardUpdated 4 months ago

We spend a lot of time talking about how to groom your beard, so we thought we would try things just a little bit differently this time and tell you how to not do it. Sure this gets a little silly, and may seem far-fetched - but you would not believe how many guys are making these mistakes!

So, let's jump right in and address the first beard blunder...

Using regular soap on your majestic face mane

Look, guys, bars of soap are fantastic for keeping your body clean, but your beard deserves special treatment. Using real beard wash will keep your skin happy and prevent those pesky dry and itchy moments.

Don't mix up your grooming routine by confusing motor oil with WD-40 – it's
like comparing apples to, well, engine oil. Trust me, your beard will thank you.

Neglecting to trim your luscious facial locks

Listen up, fellas, a wild and untamed beard tends to resemble a wild and
untamed... you know what I mean. Nobody wants that.

So, be a respectable gent and trim those edges. Think of it as giving your beard a nice 
shape, just like you would with your perfectly manicured lawn. Opt for straight
lines that complement your face shape, and you'll be the talk of the town, 
for all the right reasons.

Going without the proper beard care

There are the daring adventurers out there who go "au-Natural" and skip beard 
care products altogether. Sure, you may think a wet and air-dry approach is all you need,
but let me ask you something. Do you use deodorant? Toothpaste? Well, my friend,
those are crucial for making you look and smell better, so why neglect your
precious beard? Spend just a few minutes in the name of self-care, and your
beard will reward you with the confidence of a well-groomed gentleman.

Using cheap, synthetic products (WARNING!)

And finally – a stern warning against cheap synthetic beard products. These sneaky
imposters can wreak havoc on your hair, and your skin, and even cause allergic reactions
in some unfortunate dudes. That's why it's crucial to embrace the power of all-natural
products for your fuzzy friend. Take Live Bearded, for example. We may be biased,
but seriously, give our sample pack a try. Seven years and over 50,000 
of five-star reviews can't be wrong. Trust me, your beard deserves 
the American-made, all-natural goodness.

Now, I hear you ask, "How can I trust your advice if you let poor Justin use olive
oil on his beard?" Well, my friends, we all make mistakes, don't we? But
isn't it funnier when someone else does it? Plus, it's a valuable lesson:
stick to the good stuff and stay away from oily salad dressings for your face.

It's been a blast sharing these hilarious yet informative beard tips with you, 
and I hope you enjoyed them. Check out the video above, like, comment, and
subscribe for more beard-tastic advice and as always Live Bearded!

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